ecto_gammat: (The Venture Bros - Dr. O o.O)
Can someone explain to me WTF this is?



ETA: Apparently, it's a giant spoof o.x

ecto_gammat: (The Venture Bros - Dr. O o.O)
Can someone explain to me WTF this is?



ETA: Apparently, it's a giant spoof o.x

OMFG

Apr. 7th, 2009 11:45 pm
ecto_gammat: (A Clockwork Orange - Frustrating)
DEAR AMERICA:

DON'T WE HAVE BETTER FUCKING THINGS TO DO THAN WORRY ABOUT BASIC CHILDREN'S PETS?!

L2NOTBSTUPID

DON'T TAKE MY LOLA AWAY FROM ME

KTHNXBAI

ETA: from the original entry

...

Why would you ban animals like Guinea Pigs? They can't survive in the wild, thus they're not a threat.

Why would you ban pets that can survive in the wild? Southern FL is a classic example of not why we need this law but rather what people will do with these animals if they are banned thus more environmental damage not less. Also, animals that get banned are still pets people just get them on underground basis which leads to lack of protection for those animals.

And why exotics?!!! They should throw cats on there too if they're even remotely doing this out of concern for the environment! Cats are feral in pretty much every state but Alaska. Feral cats do faaar more damage than all other escaped animal species combined and we don't even enforce laws against people feeding them! It's not cats or dogs because they know that would cause more of an uproar.

Did you see that Humane Society and the Nature Conservancy are two of the groups pushing this? I'm so disappointed in them.

...

Oh and for the few on my flist who don't like exotic pets, just think of the economy. Shutting down a major part of the pet trade... that's a lot of jobs, people.

Or notice that their list of representatives includes Hawaii but not FL. Of the two states that are supposedly effected the most by this, one isn't even allowed a say!

OMFG

Apr. 7th, 2009 11:45 pm
ecto_gammat: (A Clockwork Orange - Frustrating)
DEAR AMERICA:

DON'T WE HAVE BETTER FUCKING THINGS TO DO THAN WORRY ABOUT BASIC CHILDREN'S PETS?!

L2NOTBSTUPID

DON'T TAKE MY LOLA AWAY FROM ME

KTHNXBAI

ETA: from the original entry

...

Why would you ban animals like Guinea Pigs? They can't survive in the wild, thus they're not a threat.

Why would you ban pets that can survive in the wild? Southern FL is a classic example of not why we need this law but rather what people will do with these animals if they are banned thus more environmental damage not less. Also, animals that get banned are still pets people just get them on underground basis which leads to lack of protection for those animals.

And why exotics?!!! They should throw cats on there too if they're even remotely doing this out of concern for the environment! Cats are feral in pretty much every state but Alaska. Feral cats do faaar more damage than all other escaped animal species combined and we don't even enforce laws against people feeding them! It's not cats or dogs because they know that would cause more of an uproar.

Did you see that Humane Society and the Nature Conservancy are two of the groups pushing this? I'm so disappointed in them.

...

Oh and for the few on my flist who don't like exotic pets, just think of the economy. Shutting down a major part of the pet trade... that's a lot of jobs, people.

Or notice that their list of representatives includes Hawaii but not FL. Of the two states that are supposedly effected the most by this, one isn't even allowed a say!
ecto_gammat: (Hot Fuzz - headdesk)
Dear Licensed Drivers in Maryland Everywhere:

Stop driving now.

Go back to Driver's Ed. You obviously didn't learn this shit the first time around.

If it's raining, and I mean raining in the Biblical sense, like it was last week, you don't fucking drive 60 MPH on a winding back road in the woods. You do the speed limit. Hell, you go under the speed limit. The speed limit is set for IDEALISTIC standards (i.e., that perfect sunny day with no wind and 73 degrees Farenheight). A new Noah's flood is NOT idealistic standards.

And when it's raining, turn on your fucking headlights. There's a law in the state of Maryland stating that when it's raining hard enough for your wipers to be on at a constant rate, even if that rate is one wipe every 30 seconds, your headlights need to be ON.

And isn't it common sense that if you drive a car that is a color that BLENDS IN with fog, your headlights are on? I mean, that is their function, after all.

If it is raining, I am not going faster that 5 MPH over the goddamn speedlimit. I have a Jeep. Anyone who knows anything about cars knows that Jeeps are top and front heavy. This means they LOVE to fucking hydroplane. When my car hydroplanes, I have no control where it's going. So if you're riding my ass while I'm skidding out of control, it's not my fault that I hit you. You're a fucking idiot for riding my ass in a rain storm in the first place.

If the traffic light has turned yellow, and I have enough room to safely stop, I will stop. You know why? It's the fucking law. Honk at me all you want. Curse, swear, make obscene gestures, but if I have enough room to safely stop, I will.

If you have a nice car, like a Lexus or an Audi, that doesn't give you permission to drive on my ass when I'm already going 40 in a 30. It also doesn't give you permission to be angry at me when I wave my hand in a "back the fuck up" motion. It's called the speed limit for a reason: someone sometime went out and deemed that speed the safest to drive given the conditions of the road; you don't drive fucking 50 in a residential zone (although a lot of you idiots do). Just because you have an expensive car doesn't give you the right to pass me on a double solid line. It's a double solid line. That means NO PASSING. If you're not happy with my speed, deal with it. No situation is that important (unless you're bleeding profusely from a major vein or popping out a kid at that instant) that you need to drive 70 on a windy, wooded back road.

And GET OFF THE FUCKING CELL PHONES! I'm not getting in an accident because your friend needs to hear about the incredible deal you got on your latest pair of shoes. That can wait until you get home. The only reason you should be on the phone in the car is to call 911.

That is my rant for today. Thank you.
ecto_gammat: (Hot Fuzz - headdesk)
Dear Licensed Drivers in Maryland Everywhere:

Stop driving now.

Go back to Driver's Ed. You obviously didn't learn this shit the first time around.

If it's raining, and I mean raining in the Biblical sense, like it was last week, you don't fucking drive 60 MPH on a winding back road in the woods. You do the speed limit. Hell, you go under the speed limit. The speed limit is set for IDEALISTIC standards (i.e., that perfect sunny day with no wind and 73 degrees Farenheight). A new Noah's flood is NOT idealistic standards.

And when it's raining, turn on your fucking headlights. There's a law in the state of Maryland stating that when it's raining hard enough for your wipers to be on at a constant rate, even if that rate is one wipe every 30 seconds, your headlights need to be ON.

And isn't it common sense that if you drive a car that is a color that BLENDS IN with fog, your headlights are on? I mean, that is their function, after all.

If it is raining, I am not going faster that 5 MPH over the goddamn speedlimit. I have a Jeep. Anyone who knows anything about cars knows that Jeeps are top and front heavy. This means they LOVE to fucking hydroplane. When my car hydroplanes, I have no control where it's going. So if you're riding my ass while I'm skidding out of control, it's not my fault that I hit you. You're a fucking idiot for riding my ass in a rain storm in the first place.

If the traffic light has turned yellow, and I have enough room to safely stop, I will stop. You know why? It's the fucking law. Honk at me all you want. Curse, swear, make obscene gestures, but if I have enough room to safely stop, I will.

If you have a nice car, like a Lexus or an Audi, that doesn't give you permission to drive on my ass when I'm already going 40 in a 30. It also doesn't give you permission to be angry at me when I wave my hand in a "back the fuck up" motion. It's called the speed limit for a reason: someone sometime went out and deemed that speed the safest to drive given the conditions of the road; you don't drive fucking 50 in a residential zone (although a lot of you idiots do). Just because you have an expensive car doesn't give you the right to pass me on a double solid line. It's a double solid line. That means NO PASSING. If you're not happy with my speed, deal with it. No situation is that important (unless you're bleeding profusely from a major vein or popping out a kid at that instant) that you need to drive 70 on a windy, wooded back road.

And GET OFF THE FUCKING CELL PHONES! I'm not getting in an accident because your friend needs to hear about the incredible deal you got on your latest pair of shoes. That can wait until you get home. The only reason you should be on the phone in the car is to call 911.

That is my rant for today. Thank you.
ecto_gammat: (A Clockwork Orange - Frustrating)
We never should have done it. This bailout was a horrible idea.

Fuck saving the banks. Fuck the lenders and stockbrokers. What about us? The people that have the loans? The people that can barely scrape the costs of living?

Where's my bailout, George?
ecto_gammat: (A Clockwork Orange - Frustrating)
We never should have done it. This bailout was a horrible idea.

Fuck saving the banks. Fuck the lenders and stockbrokers. What about us? The people that have the loans? The people that can barely scrape the costs of living?

Where's my bailout, George?

srsly?

Sep. 24th, 2008 11:59 am
ecto_gammat: (The Venture Bros - Dr. O o.O)
So Sarah Palin's email account got hacked. And the answers to the security questions were pathetically easy to guess.

And people want this woman for VP?

She can't keep her own email safe. What will she do to national security?

srsly?

Sep. 24th, 2008 11:59 am
ecto_gammat: (The Venture Bros - Dr. O o.O)
So Sarah Palin's email account got hacked. And the answers to the security questions were pathetically easy to guess.

And people want this woman for VP?

She can't keep her own email safe. What will she do to national security?
ecto_gammat: (A Clockwork Orange - Frustrating)
Fuck you and your Selective Color.
ecto_gammat: (A Clockwork Orange - Frustrating)
Fuck you and your Selective Color.

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